Posts Tagged ‘mercedes’

New Mercedes – Blonde jokes

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Oscar drove his brand new to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.

Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.

Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new !”

“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?”

“No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”

New Mercedes – Driving jokes

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Oscar drove his brand new to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.

Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.

Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new !”

“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?”

“No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”


Three Jewish Mothers

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Three Jewish mothers are sitting on a bench in Brent Cross shopping centre talking about (what else?) how much their sons love them.

Sadie says “You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, , bought that for me for my . What a good boy he is and how much he loves his mother.”

Minnie says,”You call that love? You know the I just got for Mother’s Day? That’s from my son Bernie. What a doll.”

Shirley says “That’s nothing. You know my son ? He’s in analysis with a in Harley Street. Five session a week. And what does he talk about? Me.”