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The momentous question.

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

For months Bill had been Lynn’s devoted admirer. At long last he had collected sufficient courage to ask her the momentous
question.

“There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor,” Bill began, “but there comes a time when one longs for the companionship of another being, a being who will regard one as perfect, as an idol; whom one can treat as one’s absolute own; who will be kind and faithful when times are hard; who will share one’s joys and sorrows.”

To his delight, Bill saw a sympathetic gleam in Lynn’s eyes. Then she nodded in agreement, “I think it’s a wonderful idea!
Can I help you pick out a ?”

The end

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

Moishe had just had a up. “I hate to be the one to break it to you,” said the doctor, “but you’ve only got about 6 months to live.”

“Oh my God” gasped Moishe, turning white.
A few minutes later, after the news had sunk in, Moishe said, “Doctor, you’ve known me a long time. Do you have any suggestions as to how I could make the most of my remaining months?”

“Have you ever married?” asked the doctor.
Moishe replied that he had been a his whole life.

“You might think about taking a wife,” said the doctor, “after all, you’ll need someone to look after you during the final illness.”

“That’s a good point,” said Moishe, “and with only 6 months to live I better make the most of my remaining time.”

“May I make one more ?” asked the doctor, “marry a .”

“A ? Why?” asked Moishe.

“It’ll seem longer.”