A blonde and her blonde boyfriend went for a walk along the river.
The blonde walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down.
She called across to her blonde boyfriend telling him that she couldn’t get back.
He yelled in response, “Wait until dark, and I will shine my flash light across the river. Get on the light beam and walk back.”
She replied, “No, I’ll get half way across the river, and you will turn the light off on me!”
A blond calls the fire department.
She screams into the phone, “Hurry, come quick! My house is on fire!”
The fire chief replies, “OK, but how do we get to your house?”
The blond says, “Duh, Red Truck!”
Did you hear about the blonde who:
…was called “Sanka” because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
…took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
…got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?
…was an M.D. – Mentally Deficient?
…had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
…thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?
…after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?
…brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
A blonde is listening to the television and sees a show that says that milk baths are good for you and decides she would like to try one. She leaves a note outside her door asking the milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk for her. When the milk man comes to the door and sees the note he wonders could this be correct, 15 gallons of milk? He thinks perhaps she meant 1.5 gallons of milk.
He knocks on her door and asks her how much milk she would like.
She tells him, “15 gallons, I’m going to take a bath in it.”
“Do you want it pasteurized?” the milkman asks.
The blonde says “No, just up to my waist!”
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to the officer.