The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his patients runs down the hall in his hospital gown screaming at the top of his lungs. Right behind the patient is a nurse carrying a pan of steaming, boiling-hot water, obviously chasing the patient. The doctor interrupts his conversation with his colleague and shouts to the chasing nurse, “Miss Jones, I said ‘Prick his boil!’”
Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arrogant jerk. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, “I stuffed cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn’t hear.” The second nurse said, “I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106 degrees.” The third nurse said, “Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all of the condoms that he keeps in his desk drawer.” The fourth nurse fainted.
A man goes to the doctor’s office one day. The nurse, quite attractive, says, “The doctor is over at the hospital right now. He won’t be back for about an hour. Could you tell me your symptoms, please?” He tells her. She looks at him appraisingly and decides he’s just tense. She offers, “Well, um, for $50, I’ve got just the thing for you!” He agrees, and she takes him into an examining room and screws the daylights out of him. About a week later, he returns, only to find that the doctor is there. The doctor listens to the man’s symptoms, examines him, and decides the man is just tense. The doctor writes out a prescription for a sedative and says, “That’ll be $150 for this visit.” The man says, “If it’s all the same to you, doctor, I’d rather have the $50 cure!”
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