# How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11 – 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it…
# How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
# How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
# How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
# How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman’s done bitching about the men they’re all asleep.
# How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
# Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can’t stand to see a man have a good time.
# What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won’t do what she’s told.
# Why did the woman cross the road?
That’s not the point,what’s she doing out of the kitchen?
# What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her where the sun don’t shine.
# What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
# Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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