A man walking on the beach was deep in prayer. Then God spoke to him saying that because he had always been faithful, one wish would be granted to him.
The man said he wanted a bridge to Hawaii so he could drive there. God said his materialistic wish was too difficult and it would take too many natural resources, and that he should think of another wish.
The man thought for a time, then said he wished that he could understand his wife, know her feelings, what she wants, and why she gives him the silent treatment and says nothing is wrong.
The Lord thought, then replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Smith climbs to the top of Mount Sinai to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord. “God, what does a million years mean to you?” The Lord replies, “A minute.”
Smith asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?” The Lord replies, “A penny.”
Smith asks, “Can I have a penny?” The Lord replies, “In a minute.”
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