Comedy Rain

A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!

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Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children!

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“Your future depends on your dreams” So go to sleep!

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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!

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“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”, So what? Who’s in a hurry?

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“Hard work never killed anybody”, But why take the risk! (I don’t want to be an exception!)

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“Work fascinates me”, I can sit and watch it for hours!

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God made relatives, Thank God we can choose our friends.

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My girlfriend ran away with my best friend and I really am sorry for him!

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God is Alive! Speak to Him!, (It’s cheaper after 9.30 p.m.!)

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When two’s company, three’s the result!

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A designer dress is like a barbed fence, It protects the premises without restrictinge view!

One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible. Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought, a rivalry of aim.

A good photograph is knowing where to stand.

A little of what you call frippery is very necessary towards looking like the rest of the world.