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60 Things That Are Happening Right Now While You Are Reading This Page

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Somebody is
very proud of you.

Somebody is
thinking of you.

Somebody is
caring about you.

Somebody
misses you.

Somebody
wants to talk to you.

Somebody
wants to be with you.

Somebody
hopes you aren’t in trouble.

Somebody is
thankful for the support you have provided.

Somebody
wants to hold your hand.

Somebody
hopes everything turns out all right.

Somebody
wants you to be happy.

Somebody
wants you to find him/her.

Somebody is
celebrating your successes.

Somebody
wants to give you a gift.

Somebody
thinks that you ARE a gift.

Somebody
hopes you’re not too cold, or too hot.

Somebody
wants to hug you.

Somebody
loves you.

Somebody
admires your strength.

Somebody is
thinking of you and smiling.

Somebody
wants to be your shoulder to cry on.

Somebody
wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun.

Somebody
thinks the world of you.

Somebody
wants to protect you.

Somebody
would do anything for you.

Somebody
wants to be forgiven.

Somebody is
grateful for your forgiveness.

Somebody
wants to laugh with you.

Somebody
remembers you and wishes that you were there.

Somebody is
happy to know you.

Somebody
needs to know that your love is unconditional.

Somebody
values your advice.

Somebody
wants to tell you how much they care.

Somebody
wants to share their dreams with you.

Somebody
wants to hold you in their arms.

Somebody
wants YOU to hold them in your arms.

Somebody
treasures your spirit.

Somebody
wishes they could STOP time because of you.

Somebody is
wishing for your friendship and love.

Somebody
can’t wait to see you.

Somebody
loves you for who you are.

Somebody
loves the way you make them feel.

Somebody
wants to be with you.

Somebody
wants you to know they are there for you.

Somebody is
glad that you’re his/her friend.

Somebody
wants to be your friend.

Somebody
stayed up all night thinking about you.

Somebody is
alive because of you.

Somebody is
wishing that you noticed him/her.

Somebody
wants to get to know you better.

Somebody
wants to be near you.

Somebody
misses your advice/guidance.

Somebody
has faith in you.

Somebody
trusts you.

Somebody
needs your support.

Somebody
needs you to have faith in them.

Somebody
will cry when they read this.

Somebody
needs you to let them be your friend.

Somebody
hears a song that reminds them of you.

Somebody
needs you to send them this to them.

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Something Slightly Different

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Something Slightly Different

To paraphrase that great comic Monty Python, ‘Now for something slightly different’. Here are amusing even clever, plays on words. These are the sort of jokes that make you smile rather than laugh.

# A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.

# What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.

# A backward poet writes inverse.

# With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

# The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

# He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

# Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

# When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she’d dye.

# Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

# Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

# Acupuncture is a jab well done.

# Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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