Superman once wrote on the wall: “Batman is a wimp.”
The next day Batman wrote: “Superman is Clark Kent.”
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Thursday, October 8th, 2009
What We Learn From the Movies
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009– It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.– A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.– If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.– Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.– It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts — your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.– After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.– No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.– Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
Reese Witherspoon won the 20 million$ Lottery..
Monday, July 27th, 2009Reese Witherspoon buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies her ticket number. Reese says, “I want my $20 million.” The man replied, “No, sorry lady. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.” Reese Witherspoon said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.” Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. Reese itherspoon, furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!”
Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, & Lucy Liu – Pregnancy results..
Monday, July 27th, 2009The three Charlie’s Angels Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, & Lucy Liu were sitting in a doctors office waiting for their pregnancy test results. Lucy Liu said, “If I’m pregnant it will be a girl because I was on the bottom.” Cameron Diaz replied,”If I’m pregnant I will have a boy because I was on top.” Drew Barrymore stopped, thought a minute and and said, “Then I’m gonna have puppies !”
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Aniston are neighbours..
Monday, July 27th, 2009Jennifer Aniston after her breakup with Brad Pitt moved into a new home in Beverly Hills, California . Her neighbour next door was none other than Mr. Ben Affleck. Slowly they were developing a good friendship.
One fine day Ben Affleck was in his front yard mowing grass when Jennifer Aniston came out of her house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back in her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angered, she again stormed back in her house.
As the Ben was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out yet again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, Ben Affleck asked, “Is something wrong Jennifer?” “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying “You’ve Got Mail.”