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Golf Ball Hunt – Golf Jokes

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball.

After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in the hands of a skeleton!

Joe immediately called out to his friend, “Jack, I’ve got trouble down here!”

“What’s the matter?” Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.

“Bring me my wedge,” Joe shouted. “You can’t get out of here with an eight iron!”

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Caddie Quips – Golf jokes

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

Golfer: “This is the worst golf course I ever played.”
Caddie: “This isn’t the golf course, sir! We left that over an hour ago”

Golfer: “Well, I’ve never played this badly before”
Caddie: “I didn’t realize that you had played before, sir”

Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time. It is annoying.” Caddie: “This isn’t a watch, sir. It is a compass.”

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Dentist – Golf jokes

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

A man and his wife walked into a ’s office.

The man said to the , “Doctor, I’m in one hell of a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

The thought to himself, “My goodness,this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to kill the pain.”

So the asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”

The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts.”

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Really Good Player – Golf jokes

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

Dick brings a friend to play golf with two of his regular golf buddies.
His buddies ask him if his new friend can play golf and Dick replies,
“He’s very good”

The new guy hits his first tee shot into the bush, so his buddies look at Dick and say, “You said your friend was a good golfer!”

Dick says,”Just watch him play.”

They see the ball fly out of the bush onto the green where the new guy
takes two putts and makes an easy par.

On the second hole par-3, he hits the ball into the lake. The two buddies look at Dick again and say “You said this guy was good”

Dick replies, “Just watch, he’s a great player.”

The new guy walks right into the lake after his ball. Three minutes pass and there’s no sign of him. Suddenly, an outstetched hand comes out of the water and Dick’s buddies tell him to dive in to save his drowning friend.

Dick replies “You don’t understand, that just means he wants a 5 iron”.

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Affair Secretary – Golf jokes

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

A married man was having an affair with his .
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.

Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.

He slipped into his shoes and drove home. “Where have you been?” demanded his wife.

“Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my and we’ve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”.

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