A father was reading Bible stories to his young son.
He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt.”
The son asked, “What happened to the flea?”
Archive for the ‘Bible Jokes’ Category
The Story of Lot – Bible jokes
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Mother of Jesus – Bible jokes
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009A ten year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.
Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking, ‘Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?
First Man – Bible jokes
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009A Sunday School teacher asked little Willie who the first man in the Bible was.
“Hoss.” said Willie.
“Wrong,” said the teacher. “It was Adam.”
“Aw, shucks!” Willie replied. “I knew it was one of those Cartwrights.”
Lot’s wife – Bible jokes
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009The Sunday school teacher had just finished the lesson. She had taught the portion of the Bible that told of how Lot’s wife looked
back and turned into a pillar of salt. She then asked if anyone had any questions or comments.
Little Jeremy raised his hand. “My mommy looked back once when she was driving and she turned into a telephone pole!”
Eve was made out of one of Adam’s ribs… – Bible jokes
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009A Sunday School teacher was telling the children that God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny became fascinated when the teacher told him how Eve was made out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later that week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were in pain, and asked, Johnny, what’s the matter sweetie? Little Johnny replied, “I have a pain in my side! I think I’m going to have a wife!”